Summer Rantings!

So in between drawing and playing games I've been pretty bored lately! And when I get bored or go for a long period of time without communicating with another human being I tend rant! So I have decided to do a quick post on one of my most recent rants for you the viewers of my blog! Granted the viewers of my blog are mostly some weird Russian bot thing but that's another story entirely!

So basically in WoW certain groups of Swe's and Dane's get fascinated when they encounter an Irish person! Probably because they are sick of talking to other Swe's and Dane's the whooooooooole time so I don't really blame them! If that came across racist then you are reading into it too much!! ^_^

So this is the third paragraph in a row I've started with 'so' and I usually try and avoid repetition but its nearly 8 in the morning and I havn't slept yet, (doing an all nighter to try fix my sleeping, been going to bed at 6 or 7 in the morning for the last ages!). This paragraph is a PRIME example of a rant, not the most fantastic of rants but it is a rant none-the-less! This paragraph has gone so off topic that I am going to create a new paragraph to discuss the topic that this paragraph was initially meant to be about!

So (4th!!) they (one in particular, a Swe!) always wanted to hear me say via Ventrillo, "I'll crush you like a worm"! Even though the accent they used to say it was Scottish and not Irish but then Danes and Swes sound the same to me too so I let that slip! Anyway, long story short, after maybe three years of this the Swe who kept asking me to say it eventually heard me say it!

That's basically a bit of required back story needed to understand the upcoming rant! I shall post some  a screenie with the chat log of said rant then retype it in the blog as I made lots of spelling mistakes as I was typing and sending the messages very fast!! It is probably also difficult to follow the conversation in the screenshot for anyone unfamiliar with using Warcraft chat :)

Clicky for full size :) Or just skip down to the easy to read version below ^_^ Also my mage says hi =D

Basically I was up all night at this point and Cid was the first person to log. I got overexcited when I saw signs of life and this is what ensued ^_^

Me: they call him Cid
Me: dunu nununu
Me: the guy with a kid
Me: duno nunununu
Me: and he biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
Me: ba badibaba
Cid: im naked (thats like his catchphrase)
Me: on the AH (auction house) for a couple of quid
Me: doo doo doo doo donuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Me: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *deep bass voice*
Cid: are you on mushrooms?
Me: if I was there would be more colors
Me: only grey here
Cid: xD
Me: fucking Ireland
Cid: the crushing worm land
Me: we crushed the worms
Me: then the worms crushed us
Cid: indeed
Me: we were a peaceful folk once
Cid: now you're just a liability to the world
Cid: lies!
Me: legend has it that some Swe provoked one of our kind via an internet communication device to begin our assault on the worms
Me: it took many months for the Irish to oblige but eventually he crushed that worm
Me: and so it begun
Me: days, weeks, months passed. the worms had no retaliated
Me: we thought it had blown over, that they had already forgotten
Cid: hahah wtf
Me: we were wrong.....
Me: the worms were gathering their numbers, slowly biding their time waiting to strike
Cid: very wrong.....
Me: then it happened, the worms unleashed their fury and we, yes US the Irish, we were the ones being crushed
Me: there was an old saying once
Me: told to me by a retarded old man
Me: "I'll crush you like a worm"
Me: with recent events that saying has changed
Me: "I'll crush you like you're Irish"
Me: and so we come to this day
Me: where I am talking to you
Me: and you are wondering what the fuck is going on
Me: and quite frankly I have no idea
Me: =D
Cid: hahah
Cid: amazing
Cid: you should write a book Tom
Me: I've been getting that alot lately actually xD been randomly ranting alot, fucking summer....
Cid: hehe it was an amazing story I must say
Me: :3

Thats just one of numerous rants that I've had this week that I'm quite proud of! The most recent one being above! Also had a rant at Cleverbot yesterday that which involved a Pikachu and ended in a cup of tea and a light sabre battle, and was involved in a collaborative rant about why you shouldn't piss off a grapefruit, both of which were quite fun! ^_^