Summer Rantings!

So in between drawing and playing games I've been pretty bored lately! And when I get bored or go for a long period of time without communicating with another human being I tend rant! So I have decided to do a quick post on one of my most recent rants for you the viewers of my blog! Granted the viewers of my blog are mostly some weird Russian bot thing but that's another story entirely!

So basically in WoW certain groups of Swe's and Dane's get fascinated when they encounter an Irish person! Probably because they are sick of talking to other Swe's and Dane's the whooooooooole time so I don't really blame them! If that came across racist then you are reading into it too much!! ^_^

So this is the third paragraph in a row I've started with 'so' and I usually try and avoid repetition but its nearly 8 in the morning and I havn't slept yet, (doing an all nighter to try fix my sleeping, been going to bed at 6 or 7 in the morning for the last ages!). This paragraph is a PRIME example of a rant, not the most fantastic of rants but it is a rant none-the-less! This paragraph has gone so off topic that I am going to create a new paragraph to discuss the topic that this paragraph was initially meant to be about!

So (4th!!) they (one in particular, a Swe!) always wanted to hear me say via Ventrillo, "I'll crush you like a worm"! Even though the accent they used to say it was Scottish and not Irish but then Danes and Swes sound the same to me too so I let that slip! Anyway, long story short, after maybe three years of this the Swe who kept asking me to say it eventually heard me say it!

That's basically a bit of required back story needed to understand the upcoming rant! I shall post some  a screenie with the chat log of said rant then retype it in the blog as I made lots of spelling mistakes as I was typing and sending the messages very fast!! It is probably also difficult to follow the conversation in the screenshot for anyone unfamiliar with using Warcraft chat :)

Clicky for full size :) Or just skip down to the easy to read version below ^_^ Also my mage says hi =D

Basically I was up all night at this point and Cid was the first person to log. I got overexcited when I saw signs of life and this is what ensued ^_^

Me: they call him Cid
Me: dunu nununu
Me: the guy with a kid
Me: duno nunununu
Me: and he biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
Me: ba badibaba
Cid: im naked (thats like his catchphrase)
Me: on the AH (auction house) for a couple of quid
Me: doo doo doo doo donuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Me: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *deep bass voice*
Cid: are you on mushrooms?
Me: if I was there would be more colors
Me: only grey here
Cid: xD
Me: fucking Ireland
Cid: the crushing worm land
Me: we crushed the worms
Me: then the worms crushed us
Cid: indeed
Me: we were a peaceful folk once
Cid: now you're just a liability to the world
Cid: lies!
Me: legend has it that some Swe provoked one of our kind via an internet communication device to begin our assault on the worms
Me: it took many months for the Irish to oblige but eventually he crushed that worm
Me: and so it begun
Me: days, weeks, months passed. the worms had no retaliated
Me: we thought it had blown over, that they had already forgotten
Cid: hahah wtf
Me: we were wrong.....
Me: the worms were gathering their numbers, slowly biding their time waiting to strike
Cid: very wrong.....
Me: then it happened, the worms unleashed their fury and we, yes US the Irish, we were the ones being crushed
Me: there was an old saying once
Me: told to me by a retarded old man
Me: "I'll crush you like a worm"
Me: with recent events that saying has changed
Me: "I'll crush you like you're Irish"
Me: and so we come to this day
Me: where I am talking to you
Me: and you are wondering what the fuck is going on
Me: and quite frankly I have no idea
Me: =D
Cid: hahah
Cid: amazing
Cid: you should write a book Tom
Me: I've been getting that alot lately actually xD been randomly ranting alot, fucking summer....
Cid: hehe it was an amazing story I must say
Me: :3

Thats just one of numerous rants that I've had this week that I'm quite proud of! The most recent one being above! Also had a rant at Cleverbot yesterday that which involved a Pikachu and ended in a cup of tea and a light sabre battle, and was involved in a collaborative rant about why you shouldn't piss off a grapefruit, both of which were quite fun! ^_^

Fan Art in Progress!

I've gone a bit slack at updating this lately as I've either been doodling or doing musical! It's  a little after 3 in the morning now and I've just arrived home from the musical which I left for sometime after 6 this evening! That should give a bit of an idea of the time it takes up when its on =D Last night of it tomorrow though so I hope to keep this more up to date for the rest of the summer! ^_^

WARNING!!: From this point onwards the post gets very nerdy! Continue reading at own risk!!!

I am currently working on some fan art in an attempt to get better at drawing and painting and such! It will be a World of Warcraft themed fan art and it will be base on one of my very own characters in the game! My Forsaken undead mage!

This is what said forsaken mage looks like in game :)

I want to try and theme the picture around the class itself and the history of the forsaken. So what is there to know about both of those things?

A mage is a spellcaster and master of 3 schools of magic. Arcane, Frost and Fire! In game you choose to specialize in one of these 3 schools but you have access to the spells from the others aswell. A mage deals high amounts of damage while controlling its enemies from a distance! It even has spells to turn its enemies into sheep/rabbits/penguins for a short period of time!

I'd like to get a sense of the elements it controls in my picture, however what I'd most like to get across is a sense of the Forsaken's history as a people!

A Brief Lore Lesson!

In their former lives, before the grasps of undeath, the Forsaken were the living breathing residents of the human kingdom of Lordaeron. This was until they were betrayed by a prince of their kingdom which resulted in their deaths. They were then risen into undeath and bound to serve the will of the very ones responsible for slaying them. This was to be their eternal destiny were it not for another being who shared a similar fate to them.

The ruins of the Lordaeron. The Forsaken now live in the sewers beneath their former home.

Lady Sylvanas, the Banshee Queen, once a high elf in life, was also bound to serve the same master's as the Forsaken. In a moment of weakness, Sylvanas was able to break free of his will and managed to free the forsaken also. Doing this returned many memories the Forsaken had about their past lives and granted them their free will. This however would not be the end of their torment.

A statue of Sylvanas and an example of a Forsaken style building.

Their bodies were now rotten and decayed. Bones often protruded from their abdomens and some of them were even missing limbs (which some would replace with the limbs off corpses). Humans saw them as nothing more then the mindless undead they once were during their slavery, it mattered not that they retained their memories or free will or that they had died in defence of their human kingdom. They were shunned by a race they died protecting, cast out by loved ones, forsaken by society.

The Forsaken pledged themselves to their saviour, Lady Sylvanas. With her, they worked to create an existence free from the living who would have them destroyed. 

"Forsaken culture is strange, a perverse combination of the lives they once knew as mortals and the mindless slavery they experience in the Scourge, colored by white-hot rage towards the Lich King and an almost equally intense devotion to their queen. Never sleeping, eating or falling ill, abandoned by those they once loved, the Forsaken have a brutal set of priorities."   - http://www.wowwiki.com/Forsaken

I love how tragic their history is and how misunderstood the origins of the race are. At first glance they seem like mindless undead but there is much more to them then that.

And lastly to end this post I have two quick photoshops I did with a model editor and some screen shots in game to try get some ideas from. This is literally just cutting and pasting images together and adding effects as a quick way of trying to get some concepts! All credits for the below (and above) images goes to the Blizzard artist's who work on World of Warcraft!

My mage over a forest effected by arcane magic.

Same model of my mage used again. Corpse of Sylvaas is at his feet (she isnt dead by lore however!) and the floor shows the  designs on the ground of Lordaeron throne room!

And for anyone wondering, yes this is another cookie post ^_^ And no you will never see said cookies but at least you have the pleasure of knowing you deserve cookies!